There is one at every wedding….you know…the one in the red dress that violates my 2-2-2 rule. That would be too short, too tight, too low cut. But egad Beatrice, where is your royal “fetching up”? Decorum my girl, decorum. This Philip Treacy creation belonged anywhere but atop the noggin of a princess. I do believe her invitation said “Masquerade Party” because she certainly wasn’t dressed for a wedding. I suppose the only thing fascinating about her hat was that it completely overshadowed her dowdy dress and raccoon eyes. She even incited a Facebook page, devoted to her fashion fiasco.http://www. facebook.com/pages/Princess-Beatrices-ridiculous-Royal-Wedding-hat/203705509669392.

Note: Princess Beatrice hasn’t exactly been known for her subtlety!