For two decades I’ve been hoping that sooner or later pants would hit the waistline again. I have spent most of my life wishing that I had longer legs so I have never understood why anyone would want to shorten theirs by wearing their pants underneath their butt. The funniest version is cargo shorts that actually hit the top of the sneaker when worn low. The pockets are down on the ankles. Clowns! They all look like clowns. It is really funny watching someone try to run, keep their pants on, and look cool at the same time. It doesn’t look like the urban trend is going to change too soon, so I ask….please just wear clean boxers ’cause I don’t really want to know your business.