In the same week that the budget was passed, our president turned 50 and our stock market crashed again, isn’t it nice to have Pippa Middleton in the news for something important to focus on! It seems that Pippa’s popularity is eclipsing sister Kate but after all, she is “available”. Apparently her “bum” has been the focus of the young British lads. Facebook groups have been dedicated to her back side. It seems everyone wants to know about her diet (perhaps the Dukan Diet??) and fitness routines which enabled her to endure a triathlon. Casting agents are knocking down the doors to get to her for anything from reality shows to staring in a porn movie. As a matter of fact, a documentary on Pippa is in the works. “Crazy About Pippa” is scheduled to air Aug. 9 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on TLC.

For you hopeless romantics out there, Prince Harry and Pippa have been seen frolicking around together. Maybe they’re just being good in-laws but imagine if she were to join her sister in Royal matrimony! It would be sure to up the hip factor of the stodgy royals.